Multi-Religiosity
Posted in Satire on October 31st, 2007 No Comments »
Evangelicals believe in many things: the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit, church attenance, homeschooling, Fox News, abstinence, personal holiness, toupees, leisure suits, mission work, Dockers, golf, spanking, and dinner, early and often. (Joel Kilpatrick, A Field Guide to Evangelicals and Their Habitat, p. 5).